Ready to unwind and relax, we get up to our room (room 1548) and as we sit down to admire our view out the window I spot something on our bed.
We checked in around 10 pm on Friday night. Unfortunately, my husband and I had the most unpleasant experience this past weekend at the hotel. They proceed to inform me that they were upgraded to a suite at the top of the hotel! So my take away is for some reason they didn't have ANYTHING available but a nasty smoking room for me and my husband but they upgraded the other couple who got the semen room. As we were going up to our new room we ran into the guest that they gave our old room to, they would not be staying in our old room either due to the disgusting stains. I was told that they would do everything they could the next day and would comp our room. I put that I quotations because they turned around and immediately put someone else in our old room. They switch me to smoking room which I did not want because 'that's all they had available'.
BODILY FLUIDS AS IN SEMEN!!! Appalled I immediately go to the front desk. I get up to get a closer look and discover that something that could only be remnants of BODILY FLUIDS all over the side of our bed.